Smile and Frown of pants

I wrote a story for Blissfully Domestic about how to know if something fits properly. One of my 'tricks" with pants, is to see if they are smiling or frowning at you. I received a question from a reader on that idea, so I thought I would post some photos to help clarify that point. Hope this helps!

FROWN PANTS
You could also call these penis pants. They are too big, and bunch up in the crotch - sometimes the extra fabric tents, and can look like your 'packing'...and that isn't a good look :). This was hard to get a pic of, since it is a 3 dimensional thing that I am trying to show here in 1-d...

SMILE PANTS
This is an example of pants that are too small. Note the pull through the hip - say cheese!